When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
PANTIES FOUND
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