How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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