HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
COCAINE IS GR8
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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