on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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