I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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