a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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