Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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