absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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