help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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