she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
