Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Terrible idea I love it
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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