Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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