What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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