4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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