You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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