i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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