Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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