Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Randomize
