Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
