i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize
