Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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