Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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