im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
