Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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