The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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