I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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