Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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