Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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