I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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