just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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