i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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