U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I can't put those talents on a resume
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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