fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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