I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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