why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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