just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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