Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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