i just wanna soil my oats bro
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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