So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my being single is dangerous.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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