Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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