Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
