I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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