you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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