i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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