...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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