Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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