she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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