i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
