In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
