I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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