Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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